{"product_id":"self-roast-bear","title":"Self Roast Bear","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"the-relatable-little-chaos-bear\"\u003e🧸 The Relatable Little Chaos Bear\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eMeet\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSelf Roast Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e, the soft, slightly deadpan plushie that looks exactly like it’s had one too many “what am I doing with my life” thoughts. It’s cute, a bit derpy and weirdly comforting – basically the stuffed embodiment of your inner monologue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"why-this-bear-is-so-relatable\"\u003e😅 Why This Bear Is So Relatable\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e🧸 Adorably dopey “little monster bear” look that’s more “same tbh” than scary.\u003cbr\u003e😂 Perfect for friends who love self-deprecating humour, memes and sending “I saw this and thought of you” gifts.\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Great as a birthday present, friendship token or tiny reminder that we’re all just confused bears doing our best.\u003cbr\u003e🔑 Comes in a handy small size that’s ideal to hang on bags, keys, mirrors or desk corners for daily emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"soft-squishy-and-gift-ready\"\u003e☁️ Soft, Squishy and Gift-Ready\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e🤍 Made from soft plush fabric that feels gentle and comforting to hold or squeeze mid-existential crisis.\u003cbr\u003e🧸 Lightly stuffed for a nice squish factor without being too bulky for hanging or carrying around.\u003cbr\u003e📏 Each bear is measured by hand, so\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esize may vary slightly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– every Self Roast Bear has its own unique derp, chonk and personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"give-a-bear-that-gets-it\"\u003e✨ Give a Bear That “Gets It”\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eIf your bestie (or you, honestly) needs a tiny mascot for awkward vibes and quiet resilience,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSelf Roast Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis up for the job. Add this delightfully dumb little bear to your cart today and enjoy daily “wow, that’s me in plush form” moments on repeat! 🧸💕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"alskli","offers":[{"title":"50cm \/ 20in","offer_id":43023817015401,"sku":"CT324-A","price":70.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"70cm \/ 28in","offer_id":43023817048169,"sku":"CT324-B","price":110.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/8564\/5929\/files\/IMG_1460.jpg?v=1774136490","url":"https:\/\/alskli.com\/products\/self-roast-bear","provider":"alskli","version":"1.0","type":"link"}